The Highest Crime Rates in Capitalist Paradise
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 1,127th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 51. |  The Federation of Trachitoria | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Live long and prosper.” | |
| 52. |  The Empire of King Porky | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Because I'm King and you're not!” | |
| 53. |  The Free Land of Freedom Capitalists | Anarchy | “Freedom and Capital. A better Spain.” | |
| 54. |  The Mega Conglomerate of Forex Corporation | Capitalist Paradise | “Money is Freedom” | |
| 55. |  The United Kingdom of Louis G | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Pollution is fine, the money is mine!” | |
| 56. |  The Federation of LiberSuley | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Freedom for all. Oppression for none.” | |
| 57. |  The Clampdown of Kaputer | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Pop Tarts for all” | |
| 58. |  The Dominion of NNNH Iceland Lunar Colonies | Anarchy | “Yesterday can always be worse than today.” | |
| 59. |  The Colony of Camara Island | Anarchy | “United By Vapor” | |
| 60. |  The Free Land of Essoz | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Strength Through Freedom” |