The Fattest Citizens in Calme Ybovien
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Island Federation of Cortavar | Anarchy | “From our ashes, begins our Ascent” | |
| 2. |  The Shogunate of Matsuhiro | Compulsory Consumerist State | “At Dawn, We shall rise, and shine with a New Day” | |
| 3. |  The Emirate of Bukhistan | Corporate Police State | “Unity, Faith and Truth” | |
| 4. |  The Great Theocratic Empire of Jocyn | Corporate Police State | “Heaven sees our Faith, God guide our Hands to Victory” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Theocratic Kingdom of Messalie | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Pushed by His Divine Hand, We reach the Grace” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Lunesie | Corporate Police State | “Great Fatherland, live for our Prosperity !” | |
| 7. |  The Islamic Republic of Ghadem | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Justice, Devotion and Virtue” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Republic of Bredal | Corporate Police State | “The Fatherland or the Death” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Svallen | Capitalist Paradise | “One and Free, such is our Republic” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic United States of Kapral | Corporate Police State | “Labour, Strength and Homeland” |