The Fattest Citizens in Bytes
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Bytes is ranked 18,399th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Fresh pair every day of Underwear Frog | Father Knows Best State | “Traveling the world” | |
| 2. |  The Horizontal Tab of 0x09 | Authoritarian Democracy | “Card Farming is bitcoin mining without financial risk” | |
| 3. |  The Dominion of 0x55 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The program controls the users” | |
| 4. |  The Abandoned Lore Nation of Cyberkelia | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Time, Space, and Thought are One” | |
| 5. |  The Community of 0x6f | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Allow me to interject for a moment.” | |
| 6. |  The Queendom of Debian 7 | Moralistic Democracy | “The universal operating system” | |
| 7. |  The Emirate of 0x4e | Father Knows Best State | “Two times two is... approximately 4.1010101010101010...” | |
| 8. |  The New hero on the scene of Robo Hambot | Psychotic Dictatorship | “The future is now” | |
| 9. |  The Dictatorship of DVana Tendi | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We get to become best friends all over again!” | |
| 10. |  The Colony of Cobra Card Sales | Capitalist Paradise | “To make money as a trader is no easy task” |