The Safest in Buddhism
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Followers And Teachings of The Buddha | Democratic Socialists | “Om” | |
| 2. |  The Theocracy of Buddhalaya | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Do not let the day pass in vain – accomplish something,” | |
| 3. |  The Five Treatises of Maitreya Buddha | Left-wing Utopia | “ॐ” | |
| 4. |  The Parinirvāṇa Vihāra of Bodhi Nirvana | Left-wing Utopia | “Peace comes from within.” | |
| 5. |  The Burusho Buddhist Realm of Xrarbakh | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “On the Path to the Pure Land” | |
| 6. |  The Peace of Buddhism | Left-Leaning College State | “We are here to awake from the dream of our separateness” | |
| 7. |  The 𓃰 Buddha 𓃰 of Siddhartha Gautama | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “To achieve Nirvana, follow the eightfold path.” | |
| 8. |  The Matriarchy of Guan Yin | Anarchy | “Liberation comes from Within” | |
| 9. |  The Domain of Fred Norris | Father Knows Best State | “Fred is better than Howard Stern!” |