The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in British North Pacific
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Island Confederation | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 2. |  The State of Sir Lord ViceRegal KCMG PC | Anarchy | “God Save the Queen” | |
| 3. |  The State of The Peoples Pacific | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 4. |  The State of Northern Pacific Islands | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Confederation” | |
| 5. |  The District of British North Pacific | Corporate Bordello | “Community” | |
| 6. | The State of Hilo Loa | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “County” | |
| 7. |  The Queen's State of British Canada State | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Greatest Empire Ever Seen” | |
| 8. |  The State of Comox | New York Times Democracy | “By The People For The People” |