The Most Stationary in Breakfast at Milliways
Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Allied States of General Tribune | Corrupt Dictatorship | “...” | |
| 2. |  The Mountain of 0lympus | Democratic Socialists | “Gods!” | |
| 3. |  The Join Lily of 7th Catgirl Division | Moralistic Democracy | “Join Lily” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Concrete slab is jesus 96 | Moralistic Democracy | “Concrete slab is literally jesus” | |
| 5. | The Incorporated States of Land of Fubar | Father Knows Best State | “Give all to your government!” |