The Most Rebellious Youth in Brannackia
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Napoleonic State of New Boniza | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Till Death, We fight.” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Lanity Meld | Compulsory Consumerist State | “We Will Endure” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic Republic of Zhia | Moralistic Democracy | “Apostasy and apathy still rules” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of South Altlanta | Father Knows Best State | “Eternal power for the Kaiser” | |
| 5. |  The Imperium of Revlona | Father Knows Best State | “Wassup” | |
| 6. |  The Brethren War Banners of Cookies and Cream Pizza | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Honor the Cunning, Power, and Beauty of the She-Wolf” |