The Rudest Citizens in Benin
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Champlain Line | Anarchy | “Not Quite Straight” | |
| 2. |  The Queen's State of Vitdaeg | Anarchy | “A Friend” | |
| 3. |  The District of Benin State | Anarchy | “Community” | |
| 4. |  The State of Mesurier | Anarchy | “Riduna” | |
| 5. |  The Queen's State of Milford Valley | Corporate Bordello | “Quiet side of life” | |
| 6. |  The State of Chuchi | Corporate Bordello | “Another Day, Another Dollar” | |
| 7. | The State of Bleasdale Revival | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “figure out something good” | |
| 8. | The Queen's State of Live Bait | Mother Knows Best State | “Available At Your Local Retailer” | |
| 9. |  The Rogue Nation of LSN72 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Love One Another” |