The Most Primitive in Beijing
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Beijing is ranked 10,638th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queen's State of Brimley Bay | New York Times Democracy | “RIP” | |
| 2. |  The District of Central Bentley | Democratic Socialists | “Community” | |
| 3. |  The Scrabble Winning Powerhouse of Qjxz | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Give me seven letters and I'll give you the world!” | |
| 4. |  The Queen's State of Scomp | New York Times Democracy | “Almost” | |
| 5. |  The District of Tolima | Left-wing Utopia | “on vacation” | |
| 6. |  The State of Acrewood | Anarchy | “J L Hooker's Waterfront” | |
| 7. |  The Queen's State of Saint Douglas | Democratic Socialists | “As If” | |
| 8. | The State of Cartereti | Civil Rights Lovefest | “From this beginning” | |
| 9. |  The State of Mounted Mechanized | Moralistic Democracy | “RIP” |