The Most Primitive in Banjul
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queen's State of Yahweh Exodus | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 2. |  The State of Santander Verde | Left-Leaning College State | “Green Coast” | |
| 3. |  The State of Southeastern | Anarchy | “Colonial” | |
| 4. |  The State of Kashong | Anarchy | “Together Forever” | |
| 5. |  The State of The Victory Day | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Satyameva Jayate” | |
| 6. | The State of River Gambia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Home” | |
| 7. |  The Queendom of Van Kouchney | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 8. |  The State of Serrekunda | Anarchy | “Progress, Peace, Prosperity” |