The Nudest in Balder
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Very Slow APNG of Second Best Misc Storage 8 | Capitalizt | “blinks” | |
| 2. | The Rare Sight of S2 Rares Collector | Anarchy | “The largest collection to ever be completed!” | |
| 3. | The Life of Water | Anarchy | “wwwwwwww” | |
| 4. | The Free Land of Alenka | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Just cause” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of Jsia Vikia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 6. | The Armed Republic of Mearisse | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Through hardships and violence we are united as one” | |
| 7. |  The Calisotan Republic of All Demodians | Left-Leaning College State | “The power of nudity kills our enemies!” | |
| 8. | The Oerekot of Pooier eddy | Capitalist Paradise | “vlaanderen bij frankrijk.” | |
| 9. | The XXX of XXX | Corporate Bordello | “Xxx” | |
| 10. |  The Reformed Republic of Liberalopia | New York Times Democracy | “Vida Libre” |