The Most Scientifically Advanced in Bailiwick of New Jersey
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United Kingdom of Porkroll-Egg and Cheese | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Welcome to New Jersey - Now go away” | |
| 2. |  The Totally Not A Mafia State of The Bailiff | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Vivat Springsteen” |