The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Bad Science
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Pseudo-Science of Astrology | Tyranny by Majority | “This is the spawning of the cage and aquarium.” | |
| 2. |  The Finite Campsite of Flat Earth | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Seriously, does my lawn look curved to you?” | |
| 3. |  The Combustible Dominion of Flogiston | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Burn, baby, burn.” | |
| 4. |  The Arrogance of Geocentrism | Right-wing Utopia | “The most important thing in the universe.” | |
| 5. |  The Theocracy of Intelligent Design | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Without faith you are nothing.” | |
| 6. |  The Rogue Nation of LSN7 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 7. |  The Free Lunch of PerpetualMotionMachine | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Something for nothing!” | |
| 8. |  The Indisputable Evidence of Spontaneous Generation | Corporate Police State | “Ashes to insects.” | |
| 9. |  The Ubiquitous Medium of The Aether | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “It's everywhere!” |