The Fattest Citizens in Babylon 5
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Burlesque Republic of The Centauri | Compulsory Consumerist State | “What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?” | |
| 2. |  The Sexy Spacefaring Shogunate of The Zocalo | Capitalist Paradise | “The Babylon Project was a Dream given Form.” | |
| 3. |  The Galactic Diplomatic Hub of Grid Epsilon | Capitalist Paradise | “Life's full of mysteries. Consider this one of them.” | |
| 4. |  The Centauri Agricultural Colony of Ragesh 3 | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Midnight on the Firing Line” |