The Most Primitive in Autism Spectrum
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chicos muy guapos of Orgullo Gay | Left-wing Utopia | “Todo puede esperar” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic Republic of Queer Nati0n | Left-wing Utopia | “We're here, we're queer- get used to it!” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of Getherness | New York Times Democracy | “Things are coming to what I like to call, gether.” | |
| 4. |  The Enchanted Republic of Mighty Dundee | Civil Rights Lovefest | ““Prudentia et Candore”” | |
| 5. |  The Trumpet Blow of Strone Road | Left-wing Utopia | “The only safe place to live is inside your head.” |