The Rudest Citizens in Australia
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, Australia is ranked 3,243rd in the world for Rudest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Traditional Liberalism of The Liberated States of Australia | Capitalist Paradise | “We do what we want, but not absolute” | |
| 2. |  The First of Select Two | Moralistic Democracy | “Fish Eat” | |
| 3. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of The Australio-Indonesian Empire | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The Land Down Under will rise to the top!” | |
| 4. |  The Rogue Nation of The Commonwealth of Aus | Democratic Socialists | “Australians all let us rejoice” | |
| 5. |  The Imperial Protectorate of Meulmania | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Improvidus, Accomodare, Vincet” | |
| 6. |  The Borderlands of Kata Tjuta | Anarchy | “Dry as a dead dingo's donger.” | |
| 7. |  The Deck of Select Cards | Moralistic Democracy | “Shuffled” | |
| 8. |  The Federal Kingdom of Australia and Zealand and Papua | New York Times Democracy | “Work, Wealth, Wisdom” | |
| 9. |  The Amazing Adventures of Sir Edmund Blackadder | Anarchy | “Blackadder, Blackadder, he's going to rule the world!” | |
| 10. |  The District of Juergen | New York Times Democracy | “Our Glorious Community First” |