The Fattest Citizens in Asia
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Asia is ranked 23,763rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Republic of Blueberry Java | Corporate Bordello | “From Many, One” | |
2. | The Republic of Anchiornis | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
3. | The Republic of Saes Handim | Left-Leaning College State | “We Will Endure” | |
4. | The Republic of Terra Arconia | New York Times Democracy | “Might Makes Right” | |
5. | The Community of Rezinala | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “And who are you?” | |
6. | The Republic of Mys Nat | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mission Accomplished” | |
7. | The Republic of Klam | Moralistic Democracy | “Rise to your expectations” | |
8. | The Republic of Yous Shevist | Corporate Police State | “By The People For The People” | |
9. | The Fiefdom of Pan-Ojibwe | Father Knows Best State | “In defense of reason always” | |
10. | The Girl of the Month of Daily Honey | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Kim Hyunjin” |