The Fattest Citizens in Asia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Asia is ranked 23,763rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of Blueberry JavaCorporate Bordello“From Many, One”
2.The Republic of AnchiornisInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
3.The Republic of Saes HandimLeft-Leaning College State“We Will Endure”
4.The Republic of Terra ArconiaNew York Times Democracy“Might Makes Right”
5.The Community of RezinalaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“And who are you?”
6.The Republic of Mys NatInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Mission Accomplished”
7.The Republic of KlamMoralistic Democracy“Rise to your expectations”
8.The Republic of Yous ShevistCorporate Police State“By The People For The People”
9.The Fiefdom of Pan-OjibweFather Knows Best State“In defense of reason always”
10.The Girl of the Month of Daily HoneyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Kim Hyunjin”
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