The Nudest in Arkonos
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Protectorate of Tsifyrettop | Left-wing Utopia | “For the Greater Good” | |
| 2. |  The Tribal Confederation of Iltaakwenusih | Capitalizt | “Sengueha Mallausevuhkwo!” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Racinia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “With God and through the Prophet's Guidance” | |
| 4. |  The Grand Kingdom of Ausruni | Father Knows Best State | “For the Red Throne” | |
| 5. |  The Free Citizenry of Val Cathyr | Left-wing Utopia | “Praxis Amassing!” | |
| 6. |  The Commonwealth of New Hesperides | Left-wing Utopia | “From Sea to Stars” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of Kilvap | New York Times Democracy | “We Will Endure” | |
| 8. |  The Nomadic Peoples of The Kiivant | Libertarian Police State | “Motto...” | |
| 9. |  The Confederacy of Braitia | Capitalizt | “United against the Hordes!” | |
| 10. |  The Chocolate Addiction of Clarissa DuBois | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “The Chocolate Whisperer” |