The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Arkansas
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Arkansas is ranked 1,573rd in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Long Drunken Roadtrip of 77 Camaro | Anarchy | “Let's Hit The Beer Bong!” | |
2. | The City of Fort Smith | Capitalist Paradise | “Life's Worth Living In Fort Smith” | |
3. | The Republic of Uniontown | Corporate Bordello | “I Support The Former Things!” | |
4. | The Confederacy of Alma Sonic | Anarchy | “Meet Me At The Alma Sonic” | |
5. | The Republic of Nationalist Arkansas | Right-wing Utopia | “Yonder Stands Jackson Like A Stone Wall” | |
6. | The Republic of Ozarks | Anarchy | “Pride and Industry” | |
7. | The Incorporated States of Arcansaw | New York Times Democracy | “You can't love your country and hate your government” | |
8. | The Republic of Brooks Baxter | New York Times Democracy | “Once Free Always Free” | |
9. | The Republic of Waltons | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Peace and Justice” | |
10. | The Community of Minnafornia | Democratic Socialists | “Snowballs and Granola” |