The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in Arkansas
The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The City of Fort Smith | Capitalist Paradise | “Life's Worth Living In Fort Smith” | |
| 2. |  The Long Drunken Roadtrip of 77 Camaro | Anarchy | “Let's Hit The Beer Bong!” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Waltons | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 4. |  The Confederacy of Alma Sonic | Anarchy | “Meet Me At The Alma Sonic” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Brooks Baxter | New York Times Democracy | “Once Free Always Free” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Nationalist Arkansas | Right-wing Utopia | “Yonder Stands Jackson Like A Stone Wall” | |
| 7. |  The Incorporated States of Arcansaw | New York Times Democracy | “You can't love your country and hate your government” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Ozarks | Anarchy | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Uniontown | Corporate Bordello | “I Support The Former Things!” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Dirty Americans | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Dirt is not the enemy!” |