The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Antigua and Barbuda
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Barbra | Anarchy | “For what it is worth, need more bank” | |
| 2. |  The Queen's State of Deadweed | Corrupt Dictatorship | “So Dry, Not Even The Weeds Will Grow” | |
| 3. |  The State of Inda | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Great Start or Not” | |
| 4. | The State of Java Addict | Civil Rights Lovefest | “RIP” | |
| 5. |  The Queen's State of Reine-Elisabeth | Iron Fist Consumerists | “God Save the Queen” | |
| 6. |  The District of Rodney Williams | Anarchy | “Community” | |
| 7. |  The District of Rullz | Corporate Police State | “Community” | |
| 8. |  The State of Teodoric | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Equatorial Guinea” |