The Most Scientifically Advanced in Antarctic Oasis
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia | Capitalist Paradise | “We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.” | |
| 2. |  The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine | Left-Leaning College State | “WWHDD...What Would His Dooziness Do?” | |
| 3. |  The Clueless Penguin Republic of South Jenstown | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly” | |
| 4. |  The Totally Naked Fraternity of Retired WerePenguins | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Make it so.” | |
| 5. |  The Government Shutdown of Omigodtheykilledkenny | Left-Leaning College State | “You bastards!” | |
| 6. |  The Star Empire of Ainocra | Father Knows Best State | “Through victory, my chains are broken.” | |
| 7. |  The State Security Apparatus of Iron Felix | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Sing to the Motherland” | |
| 8. |  The Unspeakably EVIL Skulldom of Murray the Evil Skull | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “True Evil need no arms,Mortal!” | |
| 9. |  The Limited Liability Company of WhaleCo Global LLC | Capitalist Paradise | “Whale - It's What's For Dinner” | |
| 10. |  The Rogue Nation of DSN33 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “By The People For The People” |