The Most Corrupt Governments in Antarctic Oasis
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine | Left-Leaning College State | “WWHDD...What Would His Dooziness Do?” | |
| 2. |  The Dictatorship of New Hosgoria | Compulsory Consumerist State | “A little oppression never hurt anyone” | |
| 3. |  The Government Shutdown of Omigodtheykilledkenny | Left-Leaning College State | “You bastards!” | |
| 4. |  The People of Aundotutunagir | Psychotic Dictatorship | “These Are The Days Of Miracle And Wonder” | |
| 5. |  The Totally Naked Fraternity of Retired WerePenguins | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Make it so.” | |
| 6. |  The Rogue Nation of DSN33 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “By The People For The People” | |
| 7. |  The Man who goes by the name of Hiriaurtung Arororugul | Compulsory Consumerist State | “This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine” | |
| 8. |  The Unspeakably EVIL Skulldom of Murray the Evil Skull | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “True Evil need no arms,Mortal!” | |
| 9. |  The Star Empire of Ainocra | Father Knows Best State | “Through victory, my chains are broken.” | |
| 10. | The Saucy and sexy Pirate Ship of Thessadorian Catgirls | Capitalizt | “I am Catgirl! Hear me nya!” |