The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Antarctic Oasis
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Government Shutdown of Omigodtheykilledkenny | Left-Leaning College State | “You bastards!” | |
| 2. |  The Clueless Penguin Republic of South Jenstown | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly” | |
| 3. |  The Limited Liability Company of WhaleCo Global LLC | Capitalist Paradise | “Whale - It's What's For Dinner” | |
| 4. |  The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine | Left-Leaning College State | “WWHDD...What Would His Dooziness Do?” | |
| 5. |  The Dictatorship of New Hosgoria | Compulsory Consumerist State | “A little oppression never hurt anyone” | |
| 6. |  The Man who goes by the name of Hiriaurtung Arororugul | Compulsory Consumerist State | “This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine” | |
| 7. |  The Player Behind The Nation of Mad Sheep Railgun | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Hurrah!” | |
| 8. |  The State Security Apparatus of Iron Felix | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Sing to the Motherland” | |
| 9. |  The Weapons Research Facility of Yeldan Antarctica | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Letting A Hundred Icicles Form” | |
| 10. |  The Veeblefetzer of Dumoflage | Anarchy | “It's ol Whatchamacallit” |