The Smartest Citizens in Antarctic Oasis
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Antarctic Oasis is ranked 774th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Imperial Chiefdom of Krioval | Left-wing Utopia | “Valiyos, be Strong!” | |
| 2. |  The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia | Anarchy | “We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.” | |
| 3. |  The Clueless Penguin Republic of South Jenstown | Left-wing Utopia | “A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly” | |
| 4. |  The Totally Naked Fraternity of Retired WerePenguins | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The right to bare arms, legs, head, torso ...” | |
| 5. |  The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine | Left-Leaning College State | “WWHDD...What Would His Dooziness Do?” | |
| 6. |  The Goat-Enabled Plutocracy of Gruenberg | Compulsory Consumerist State | “The world's favourite goat-enabled theocracy” | |
| 7. |  The Star Empire of Ainocra | Left-Leaning College State | “Through victory, my chains are broken.” | |
| 8. |  The State Security Apparatus of Iron Felix | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Sing to the Motherland” | |
| 9. |  The Everlasting Eventide of Polar Night | Left-wing Utopia | “Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get.” | |
| 10. |  The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny | Left-Leaning College State | “You bastards!” |