The Highest Economic Output in Angola
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The District of Sonangol | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Community” | |
| 2. | The Dominion of Cuanzu | Corporate Bordello | “Community” | |
| 3. | The Colony of De Novais | Capitalist Paradise | “Community first” | |
| 4. | The Colony of Herois | Right-wing Utopia | “Park community” | |
| 5. | The Colony of Agostinho | Anarchy | “Our community” | |
| 6. | The Colony of Mbundu | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Community” | |
| 7. | The Colony of Rio Seco | Left-wing Utopia | “Community” | |
| 8. | The Colony of Mouru | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Classical community” |