The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Angola
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Colony of Agostinho | Anarchy | “Our community” | |
| 2. | The Dominion of Cuanzu | Corporate Bordello | “Community” | |
| 3. | The Colony of De Novais | Capitalist Paradise | “Community first” | |
| 4. | The Colony of Herois | Right-wing Utopia | “Park community” | |
| 5. | The Colony of Mbundu | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Community” | |
| 6. | The Colony of Mouru | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Classical community” | |
| 7. | The Colony of Rio Seco | Left-wing Utopia | “Community” | |
| 8. | The District of Sonangol | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Community” |