The Largest Black Market in Alesia
World Census agents tracked "off the books" deals and handshake agreements in order to study the size of nations' informal economies.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Republic of Northern Seleucia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “May this Nation under God never Perish from the Earth” | |
| 2. |  The Maximum Volume Beatles Song of Greater Uiopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Power,Loyalty,Tyranny!” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Zpuppet11 | Democratic Socialists | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of Greater Guantanamo | Corporate Police State | “Gitmo!” | |
| 5. |  The Cyootie of La Xingan Sports Association | Iron Fist Consumerists | “STOP. PINCHING. MY CHEEKS!” | |
| 6. |  The Commonwealth of Lilithia | Right-wing Utopia | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 7. |  The Colony of Northern Smome | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 8. |  The Principality of Eres Molandeordia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Gran Grenada | New York Times Democracy | “Libertad y Orden” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Port Carverton | New York Times Democracy | “” |