The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Albion
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Borough of Battersea | Moralistic Democracy | “Non mihi, non tibi, sed nobis.” | |
| 2. |  The Arling of Calabek | New York Times Democracy | “Be Always Vigilant” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of Coxia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “A herald of the space butterfly order shall rise” | |
| 4. |  The Crusaders of Cross Crosslet Fitchee | Father Knows Best State | “England Rules the Waves but the French Waive the Rules” | |
| 5. |  The Theocracy of Culdi | Capitalist Paradise | “In Ministerium Dei et Regis” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Den Brity | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of East Oceania | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “For Konge og Fedreland” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Gerskidus | Father Knows Best State | “We were, we are, we will be.” | |
| 9. |  The Duchy of Grand Enwik | Corporate Police State | “Rule Gloriana” | |
| 10. |  The Confederacy of Hideaway | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Not in the face!” |