The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in aeiou
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Colony of Abcdefghijkl | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 2. |  The Colony of AElOU | New York Times Democracy | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 3. | The Most Serene Republic of Aeoui | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Aye Oui” | |
| 4. |  The Democratic States of Aeuoi | Corporate Bordello | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 5. | The Republic of Aoeiu | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 6. | The United Kingdom of Auieo | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 7. |  The Freehold of Bhorash | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Īlvon Vēdros” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Uoiea | New York Times Democracy | “Aeiou backwards” |