The Fattest Citizens in Accra
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queen's State of Usault | Corporate Bordello | “Trash talk” | |
| 2. |  The State of Athanaz | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 3. |  The State of Casa Tomba | Anarchy | “Edge of Nothing” | |
| 4. |  The State of Art Roberts | Anarchy | “Here or There” | |
| 5. |  The Queen's State of The Quoddy | Conservative Democracy | “RIP” | |
| 6. |  The State of Janice Mac | New York Times Democracy | “For What It Should Be” | |
| 7. | The District of Accra of Ghana | Conservative Democracy | “Freedom and Justice” | |
| 8. |  The Rouge Nation of LSN2 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Love One Another” |