The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Abuja
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Astrid Albert | Anarchy | “Home” | |
| 2. |  The State of GBI | Anarchy | “Grand Banks Islands” | |
| 3. |  The State of Grid North | New York Times Democracy | “All Points North” | |
| 4. |  The State of Kasbafield | Anarchy | “RIP” | |
| 5. |  The District of Kirkwall Orcas | Conservative Democracy | “Crown region” | |
| 6. |  The State of Onicaxinal | Anarchy | “Day or Night” | |
| 7. |  The District of Saola | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Our Community” | |
| 8. |  The Hive of Suen | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Live for the Swarm” | |
| 9. |  The State of Zuma Mountain | New York Times Democracy | “RIP” |