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World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Protectorate of Oversized Operativez 85 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Flap Flap Boom!” | |
| 2. |  The Goddam Goddam Goddam Goddam of Goddam | Iron Fist Consumerists | “[8] Goddam goddam goddam goddam goddam goddam goddam” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Merdelia | Moralistic Democracy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” |