The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in 1980s America
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Protectorate of Eternia Octovia | Left-wing Utopia | “By the Power of Grayskull!” | |
| 2. |  The Magnificence of Atomic Blondie | Left-Leaning College State | “Tonight, make it magnificent!” | |
| 3. |  The Synthesizers of Eighties Republic | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We Are The World” | |
| 4. |  The Star Trek TOS Movie Enjoyer of Eripolis | New York Times Democracy | “I don't believe in the no-win scenario.” |