The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in 1980s America
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
|1.||The People's Republic of Araara Island||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Ara-Ara!”|
|2.||The Synthesizers of Eighties Republic||Civil Rights Lovefest||“We Are The World”|
|3.||The Connie-class Starship of Eripolis||New York Times Democracy||“So much for the little training cruise.”|
|4.||The Republic of Fascist American Union||Corporate Police State||“There is no god but God, and Reagan is the Messenger of”|
|5.||The United States of The South Appalachian Region||Anarchy||“Proud as the Mountains”|