The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in 12 Days of Christmas
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Telephonics of Calling Birds | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Twit Twit Twoo” | |
2. | The Drillers of Drummers Drumming | Father Knows Best State | “Dum dee Dum” | |
3. | The Coup of French Hens | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Henpecked” | |
4. | The Goose Grease of Geese Laying | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Goosey Goosey Gander” | |
5. | The Treasure Chest of Gold Rings | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Do Not Kill the Golden Goose” | |
6. | The Delicacies of Ladies Dancing | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Dancing the Night Away” | |
7. | The Lunatics of Lords Leaping | Moralistic Democracy | “One Small Step for Man” | |
8. | The Milky Way of Maids Milking | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Drink Up!” | |
9. | The Pie of Partridge in a Pear Tree | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Peter Piper Picked” | |
10. | The Personalities of Pipers Piping | Iron Fist Consumerists | “A Wee Dram” |