The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in 12 Days of Christmas

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Telephonics of Calling BirdsIron Fist Consumerists“Twit Twit Twoo”
2.The Drillers of Drummers DrummingFather Knows Best State“Dum dee Dum”
3.The Coup of French HensIron Fist Consumerists“Henpecked”
4.The Goose Grease of Geese LayingCorrupt Dictatorship“Goosey Goosey Gander”
5.The Treasure Chest of Gold RingsPsychotic Dictatorship“Do Not Kill the Golden Goose”
6.The Delicacies of Ladies DancingIron Fist Consumerists“Dancing the Night Away”
7.The Lunatics of Lords LeapingMoralistic Democracy“One Small Step for Man”
8.The Milky Way of Maids MilkingInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Drink Up!”
9.The Pie of Partridge in a Pear TreeIron Fist Consumerists“Peter Piper Picked”
10.The Personalities of Pipers PipingIron Fist Consumerists“A Wee Dram”
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