The Most Corrupt Governments in 100 Nations of Conquest
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
As a region, 100 Nations of Conquest is ranked 9,461st in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Umberhulk | Psychotic Dictatorship | “KILL!” | |
| 2. |  The Unpleasantness of Cellulite | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Yikes!” | |
| 3. |  The Scorched Earth of Ommastrephes | Psychotic Dictatorship | “I will violate you.” | |
| 4. |  The Battlefield of Sex as a Weapon | Corporate Police State | “Hell is for children.” | |
| 5. |  The Genius of The Master Shake | Compulsory Consumerist State | “My name is...Shake-Zula! The mic rula! The old skoola!” | |
| 6. |  The Gornworld of S-sgarnon | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Merciful and quick.” | |
| 7. |  The KRAKHOUSE of KRAKBABY | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Give the people what they want.” | |
| 8. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Wandering Jew | Iron Fist Consumerists | “See: JEWS IN SPACE!” | |
| 9. |  The Blocked Colon of IrritableBowelSyndrome | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Death to those who are askin' for it.” | |
| 10. |  The Most Serene Republic of Yashau | Father Knows Best State | “Law and Progress” |