The Fattest Citizens in 0000
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, 0000 is ranked 4,939th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Sebastian Colombo | New York Times Democracy | “Travel Free” | |
| 2. |  The State of Saki | Anarchy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of Uniao | Anarchy | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 4. |  The District of Epic Prose | Anarchy | “Our Community” | |
| 5. |  The Federal Republic of Mor Birater | Anarchy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 6. |  The State of Ray Williams | Anarchy | “Joy of Getting Together” | |
| 7. |  The State of Frieslander | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 8. |  The Queendom of Sorthund | Anarchy | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 9. |  The State of Nuadh | Anarchy | “Try As I Might” | |
| 10. |  The State of Yreka City | Anarchy | “State of Mind” |