The Nicest Citizens in 0000
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United States of Yangtzepeter | Left-Leaning College State | “Kevin the sea cucumber ” | |
| 2. |  The State of Pao de Acucar | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Peace to All” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of The Tugboat Complex | Left-wing Utopia | “Looking for a black hole to casually collapse through.” | |
| 4. |  The State of Stato Vaticano Citta | Democratic Socialists | “By The People For The People” | |
| 5. |  The State of Vaticano | Moralistic Democracy | “Status Civitatis” | |
| 6. |  The District of Cuatro Ceros | New York Times Democracy | “Our Community” | |
| 7. |  The State of Tamakautoga | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 8. |  The Queendom of Sjofn Langstone | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 9. |  The Queendom of Roch Kabore | Left-Leaning College State | “Peace and Good Fortune” | |
| 10. |  The State of Newark Covenant | Anarchy | “We Will Endure” |