The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in United States of America
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The State of Al Bahar | Psychotic Dictatorship | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 22. |  The State of Amanna | Capitalist Paradise | “Mynna Annae Tollae Brae” | |
| 23. |  The State of Ambrose Shea | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 24. |  The State of American Northland | Corporate Bordello | “Freedom” | |
| 25. |  The State of American Pacific | New York Times Democracy | “In God We Trust” | |
| 26. |  The Republic of Amerish | Father Knows Best State | “Libertas Aeterna” | |
| 27. |  The State of Aminadab Arams | Anarchy | “Father's Son” | |
| 28. |  The Republic of Ammo | Corporate Police State | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 29. |  The United States of Am Israel Chai | Father Knows Best State | “Be Nice to People on Your Way Up” | |
| 30. |  The Commonwealth of Anakaus | New York Times Democracy | “Pari passu” |