The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Union of Christian Nations
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Hegemony of Conservative Republic of Colombia | Corporate Police State | “God and Country” | |
| 22. |  The People's Monarchy of Das-Man | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Labor is the source of all wealth and all culture” | |
| 23. |  The United Commonwealth of Democratic Appalachia | New York Times Democracy | “United We Stand, Divided We Fall” | |
| 24. |  The Republic of District Line 14 | Moralistic Democracy | “From Many, One” | |
| 25. |  The United Christian Federation of Djak Minor | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “For God and Country” | |
| 26. |  The Allied States of Doughworld | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Fly high pizza pie” | |
| 27. |  The Democratic Commonwealth of Ecclestia | Left-Leaning College State | “Love the Lord your God & your neighbour as yourself” | |
| 28. |  The Heavenly Kingdom of Eden | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “In nomine Patris et fillii et Spiritus Sancti” | |
| 29. |  The Principality of Edessa | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Deus Vult” | |
| 30. |  The Eternal State of Empire of Impiria | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Famil sorbet got” |