The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Philippines
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31. |  The City of Manila | Moralistic Democracy | “Rosas ang Kulay ng Bukas.” | |
| 32. |  The Province of Misamis Occidental | Anarchy | “Christmas Capital of Mindanao” | |
| 33. |  The Province of Misamis Oriental | Corporate Bordello | “Province of Misamis Oriental” | |
| 34. |  The City of Muntinlupa | New York Times Democracy | “Lakas, Talino at Buhay” | |
| 35. |  The City of Naga | Anarchy | “Naga, Na!” | |
| 36. |  The City of Navotas | Corporate Bordello | “Commercial Fishing Hub of the Philippines” | |
| 37. |  The Philippine Opposition of Otso Diretso | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Makinig. Matuto. Kumilos” | |
| 38. |  The Province of Pangasinan | Corporate Bordello | “Land of Miracles and Romance” | |
| 39. |  The Queen's State of Piney Duck | Free-Market Paradise | “True Smokies” | |
| 40. |  The Province of Quirino | Anarchy | “Forest Heartland of Cagayan Valley” |