The Safest in The Embassy
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Embassy is ranked 15,629th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Socialist Democracy of Gyvinian Republic | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “The dogs will lead the way™.” | |
| 2. |  The United Nordic Kingdom of Schimmerland | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Se Alltid Nord!” | |
| 3. |  The Matriarchy of Unitarian Universalism | Left-wing Utopia | “Everyone Deserves Love” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Diplomatic Rogue | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “To Space and Back” | |
| 5. |  The Protectorate of Mayadi | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 6. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Lower Slobbovia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Oh that this should be happening to us!” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic Republic of Nation of Nuts | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We Love Nuts a LOT!!” | |
| 8. |  The Commonwealth of Solotaca | New York Times Democracy | “Death,War, and No Peace” | |
| 9. |  The Devil's Whisper of Demon X | Psychotic Dictatorship | “I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Photrisia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “I destroy stuff.” |