The Fattest Citizens in Nudist Dreamland
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Nudist Dreamland is ranked 7,491st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Protectorate of Tincan Banana | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Oh dear sweet rosy unattainable desire” | |
| 22. | The Free Land of Teahead Joyride | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Stale beer afternoon” | |
| 23. | The Founder of Nudist Dreamland | Left-wing Utopia | “I can resist everything except temptation.” | |
| 24. |  The Holy Empire of Falleg | Left-wing Utopia | “Jeg el lanker slipper mej det lo” | |
| 25. |  The Dystopian Dominion of Discoveria II | Corporate Bordello | “The Invisible Hand of Reason” | |
| 26. | The Community of Twink Ahoy | Left-wing Utopia | “Ten out of ten!” | |
| 27. |  The Federation of On dansait autrefois | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Nous sommes les survivants.” | |
| 28. |  The Loving Couple of Pride-Month- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Lumity” | |
| 29. |  The Allied States of Dicho y Hecho | Left-wing Utopia | “¡qué va!” | |
| 30. |  The Protectorate of Der Kleine Prinz | Left-wing Utopia | “Ich bin für meine Rose verantwortlich...” |