The Fattest Citizens in Europeia
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Europeia is ranked 13,381st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1,261. |  The Republic of Name 0 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “extermadura.svg” | |
| 1,262. |  The Seaside Republic of Primorye Oblast | Democratic Socialists | “Приморье Область” | |
| 1,263. |  The Democratic Republic of Ptakria | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Slava Ukraini!” | |
| 1,264. |  The Punky Defender of Grea Kriopia | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Let's carve our names in the pillars of history” | |
| 1,265. |  The Democratic Republic of TBA | Left-Leaning College State | “Government by the people, sometimes even for the people” | |
| 1,266. |  The Principality of Hadenbracht | Corporate Bordello | “Ab Unitatis Fortitudinem” | |
| 1,267. |  The People's Republic of Judeo-Bolshevism | Democratic Socialists | “Slava Slava Slava” | |
| 1,268. |  The Holy Empire of Myotatunto | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Rauhaa ja ihmisarvoa” | |
| 1,269. |  The Kingdom of Estingberg | Democratic Socialists | “agapíseis plisíon sou os seaftón” | |
| 1,270. |  The Militarized State of Dat Countreh | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Scite et strenue” |