The Safest in Cringe and Poggers
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Cringe and Poggers is ranked 15,531st in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 10 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 2 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 6 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 4. |  The Colony of QuietArmy18 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “This Space For Rent” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 8 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “By The People For The People” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 11 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 9 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 1 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Pineapple DOES belong on pizza!” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 4 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 7 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “From Many, One” |