The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Capitalist Paradise
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 61. |  The Constitutional Republic of Hollabackatcha | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Fire and blood.” | |
| 62. |  The Dominion of Holy Banana Empire | Corporate Bordello | “Me Gusta el Dinero” | |
| 63. |  The Corporate State of Hustleer | Corporate Police State | “From darkness, base” | |
| 64. |  The Allied States of Industria-Faire | New York Times Democracy | “We're told to build, and so we build.” | |
| 65. |  The Republic of Inoffensivestan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “0 offensiveness, so don't cry this time” | |
| 66. |  The Free Land of Javier Milei | Capitalist Paradise | “¡Viva la Libertad, carajo!” | |
| 67. |  The Free Market Zone of Kalatchevia | Compulsory Consumerist State | “It's a good day for business” | |
| 68. |  The People's Republic of Kapitelia | Corporate Police State | “It is the consumers who make poor rich and rich poor.” | |
| 69. |  The Clampdown of Kaputer | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Pop Tarts for all” | |
| 70. |  The Benevolent Utopia of Kbedians | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The infectiousness of crime is like that of the plague.” |