The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Capitalist Paradise
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 41. |  The Disputed Territories of Divided Wastelands of America | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Nam mors venit omni” | |
| 42. |  The Matriarchy of Dre Mamandopia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 43. |  The Infection of Edgemaster | Father Knows Best State | “KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!” | |
| 44. |  The Republic of Endoxas | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Wisdom, Freedom, and Brotherhood.” | |
| 45. |  The Plutocracy of Eurasia Atlantic Corporation | Capitalist Paradise | “Ambition is the Currency of Progress” | |
| 46. |  The Free Land of Fakeandland | Anarchy | “For Freedom, For Liberty, For Kava” | |
| 47. |  The 27 Billion Shameless S O B's of FASTERCAT | Capitalist Paradise | “Moonbat Free Since '63” | |
| 48. |  The Republic of Federation of American States | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “In God We Trust” | |
| 49. |  The Queendom of Fiarindom | Anarchy | “Foo Bar” | |
| 50. |  The Industrial Empire of Fordlandia | Corporate Police State | “You can't build a reputation on what you're going to do” |