The Fattest Citizens in Weed
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dank Kush of Stoner Boys | 79,888th | 12.14 | ||
| 2. |  The Republic of Lemon Kush | 134,693rd | 9.98 | ||
| 3. |  The Loving Couple of -One-True Pairing- | 198,879th | 9.41 | ||
| 4. |  The Republic of Npo lost wall | 242,361st | 7.86 | ||
| 5. |  The Royal Babylon of Beqaa Valley Farmers | 255,305th | 7.2 | ||
| 6. |  The Stone Age Island of No Bogarts | 258,292nd | 7.08 | ||
| 7. |  The Sun King of Magical mystery island | 285,144th | 5.19 | ||
| 8. |  The Private Stash of Top Shelf Weed | 291,631st | 3.08 | ||