The Fattest Citizens in Vientiane
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Malakwa | 14,770th | 16.84 | ||
| 2. |  The State of Ray | 14,888th | 16.82 | ||
| 3. |  The Queen's State of Jenufo | 18,052nd | 16.43 | ||
| 4. |  The State of Yehosua | 23,322nd | 15.92 | ||
| 5. |  The State of Pastika | 38,335th | 14.75 | ||
| 6. |  The District of Driftwood State | 43,200th | 14.38 | ||
| 7. |  The Queen's State of Clifford Barnes | 79,997th | 12.13 | ||
| 8. |  The State of Gilpin | 84,198th | 11.95 | ||